40th Birthday Cards
Birthday Invitations
 Birthday Decorations
40th Birthday Cakes
Birthday Party Guide
40th Party Ideas
40th Birthday Gifts
40th Birthday Gift Ideas
40th Birthday Jokes
40th Birthday Quotes
40th Birthday Sayings
40th Birthday Poems
40th Birthday Humor
Funny 40th Bday Ideas
40th Party Games
Creative Present Ideas
40th Birthday Speech
40th Bday Themes
Privacy Policy
Contact Us
40th Birthday Wishes
40th Birthday Wording
40th Birthday Invites
40th Birthday Women
40th Birthday Men
40th Birthday Surprise
40th Birthday Slogans
40th Birthday Banners
40th Birthday T Shirts
40th Birthday Balloons
40th Birthday Holiday
40th Birthday Husband
40th Birthday Wife
40th Bday Accessories
40th Birthday Songs
40th Birthday Bash
40th Birthday Toast
40th Bday Activities
40th Bday Advice

Subscribe To This Site

40th Birthday Poems

Unique 40th Birthday Poems

Turning 40 is scary for many people, which is why there are many funny and provocative fortieth birthday poems, quotes and sayings.

The best way to overcome the anxiety of turning forty is to joke about it and spend time with people that care about you.

One of the things you can do is to take few minutes and number all the things you have accomplished until now. When you finish the list you will feel much better.

Of course, you should think about future as well because there is still a lot of time left and many more things to do.

Whether life begins at forty or not depends entirely on you. Life can indeed begin at 40 if you choose so.

Bellow we have provided you with few original, sarcastic and provocative fortieth birthday poems. Read them with a smile on your face because life is just a game where you make the rules.

Please note: The 40th birthday poems on this page are all unique, original and owned by us. If you wish to use our poems in any commercial way feel free but we ask you to credit us by linking back to our site.

Being Forty Is…

Being forty is so cruel

Cause Viagra becomes your primary tool

At 40 you start loosing your hair

And your hobby becomes sitting in the chair

Being 40 is half way there

But live your life like you don’t care

Being 40 is not all so bad

It’s not like you are already dead

Put a smile on your face

And take your age with grace

Now that you are forty you’ll get the respect

Because you’ve finally learned to be politically correct

No more revolutionary thinking

No more unnecessary risking

Now you are a grownup man

Welcome to the 40th birthday Clan!

Aaron DeMarco

40 Year Old Woman

A 40 year old woman can be beautiful

Spending time with her can be joyful

Because 40 year old woman is skillful

And she is not afraid to be sinful

Aaron DeMarco

40 Year Old Man

A 40 year old man can be rich

Which is good because he usually comes with a glitch

He can teach you great many things

And play well all your strings

Aaron DeMarco

Related Articles:

Funny 40th Birthday Poems - Read more funny fortieth birthday poems to cheer up your 40th birthday party.

Poems For 40 Year Old Women - Original. romantic and funny poems that will make any 40 year old women feel special, loved and great about her age.

40th Birthday Rhyme - Poems and rhymes do not register in the minds of men unless it requires a set of drums or is a beer drinking song. Writing rhymes and poems for women are completely different...

Go from 40th Birthday Poems to Home of Best 40th Birthday Ideas

Must Read Articles

Happy 40th Birthday
Poems For 40 Year Old Women
Sexy 40th Birthday Party Themes
40th Bday Gift Guide for Women
40th Bday Gift Ideas For Men
40th Birthday Speech Guide
How To Avoid 40th Bday Embarrassment
You Know You Are 40 When
40th Birthday Office Ideas
40th Birthday Hawaiian Theme
40th Bday Thank You Notes