40th Birthday Poems
Unique 40th Birthday Poems
Turning 40 is scary for many people, which is why there are many funny and provocative fortieth birthday poems, quotes and sayings.
The best way to overcome the anxiety of turning forty is to joke about it and spend time with people that care about you.
One of the things you can do is to take few minutes and number all the things you have accomplished until now. When you finish the list you will feel much better.
Of course, you should think about future as well because there is still a lot of time left and many more things to do.
Whether life begins at forty or not depends entirely on you. Life can indeed begin at 40 if you choose so.
Bellow we have provided you with few original, sarcastic and provocative fortieth birthday poems. Read them with a smile on your face because life is just a game where you make the rules.
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Being Forty Is…
Being forty is so cruel
Cause Viagra becomes your primary tool
At 40 you start loosing your hair
And your hobby becomes sitting in the chair
Being 40 is half way there
But live your life like you don’t care
Being 40 is not all so bad
It’s not like you are already dead
Put a smile on your face
And take your age with grace
Now that you are forty you’ll get the respect
Because you’ve finally learned to be politically correct
No more revolutionary thinking
No more unnecessary risking
Now you are a grownup man
Welcome to the 40th birthday Clan!
40 Year Old Woman
A 40 year old woman can be beautiful
Spending time with her can be joyful
Because 40 year old woman is skillful
And she is not afraid to be sinful
40 Year Old Man
A 40 year old man can be rich
Which is good because he usually comes with a glitch
He can teach you great many things
And play well all your strings
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